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Getting lost in Pan's demented Labyrinth

 Kai here with part two of my exploits in Not-Vault 22 with its Spore Carrier people.   I followed Avie as best I could but it wasn't long before I lost sight of them and somehow got turned around a few times.  I heard other groups traveling through the woods sometimes, but it was mostly those regressed people and some other Fear-related people-things.  I thought I saw a weird deer-thing, but it somehow had fangs like those little fanged deers at the zoo, but MUCH bigger, looking alot meaner, bloody around the mouth and instead of antlers, just...spikes running down its back. Rocky the Moose was probably being nice when he just bit me.  Still don't know why he bit me, I never did anything to him... Wait, digressing.  Sorry. Anyway, I had to take one large detour because there was a small section of forest that grew mouths and liked to eat meat.  I knew this because I saw a White Comet guy go in there and get ripped to shreds by the tree limbs and then eaten by grotesque mouth..

Recounting the Panic Train Hype

Hey, Kai the Dumbass here. I am typing this after the fact, so don't worry about me being in danger or the like.   Let me start by saying that after we finally let the Fear dicks take each other on, we all rushed into the Forest and I swear to God, almost instantly got lost.  Like the Forest pulled a Rose Red on us.  (Yes, I watched it, and yes I like it.) Anyway, I'm trudging around, TRYING to be quiet in a forest more quiet than Death itself, only to almost get shot by a Non-Spored person. Their name's Avie and as we both were pretty much lost and alone, we teamed up to get further in, if only in hopes of finding others of our groups. We small-talked abit, though I couldn't tell you what it was about.  Honestly, I think I streamed-of-thought at one point and they told me to stop.  Then we heard yelling and screaming, like someone was doing their own 'tribes of the lost world' movie or something.  Couldn't understand a single word. And in typical fashion, A