Dustballs shouldn't bark

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Yeah.

Yet I have one.  It's white-ish, has a black wet something in place of a nose, it has eyes somewhere, and it thinks its a dog.

I think this is my parents low-key telling me to clean the shit out from under my bed, because I think that's where they got this thing.  I have no idea where else they can get somewhat sentient dust bunnies like this.

...I think it's looking at me right now, but as I can't see where the fuck its eyes are at, I can't tell.

...it smacked the wall trying to find his ball I rolled to him...her...it. 

I don't even know what its gender is.  Hell my PARENTS don't know what gender it is.  But apparently I can keep it. 

...I hate how adorable and funny it is.  I'm taking it to work tomorrow.  Maybe Royce and Kar can help me figure out a name for it...and figure out what the hell gender it is.  It's made of barking fur, I swear to God it is.

Mom's yelling at me to walk my furball in public.  Got to go, laters.

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  1. DanXferriSMay 28, 2019 at 9:05 PM

    That is quite interesting. I'm curious to know more about this odd creature. Keep us posted.

    --Dr. Ferris

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  2. StetsonMay 29, 2019 at 10:59 AM

    Does it even *have* reproductive organs?

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    1. ChaonRavenMay 29, 2019 at 11:09 PM

      Piss if I know. I'm not a vet and I'm not gonna start being one now.

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