Creepy shit galore

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OKAY!  Update time on the book.

More weird passages appeared in the book, along with more weird patterns and I know I shouldn't be typing this shit down but it's scaring the crap out of me and I feel like venting onto a media I usually don't like venting on.

I have a person for that.  That's their JOB.  WHY can't I stop writing on this stupid thing?  Whatever!

Second thing!  WHY is there a bunch of crows and ravens hanging around my neighborhood?!  We usually don't get a bunch of them, but now I can't go outside without an umbrella for fear one of being shat on.

AND ANOTHER THING!  I DO NOT LIKE THE BIRD LADY!  She was in my room last night, and I was FULLY FUCKING AWAKE!  She told me to let my guilt consume me.  I have no idea what the hell she means and I don't care! 

I already told my parents what happened last night, and they're looking into it right now.  They also wanted me to ask about where this Ferris guy is.  I told them to go to his blog. 

Guys, I'm getting really unnerved by all this, so I'm going to go, call Royce and Kareena, and all three of us can walk my furball of a dog.  Laters. 

Fuck this shit...

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  1. DanXferriSJune 10, 2019 at 11:38 PM

    Oh dear...

    Afraid I can't disclose my exact location, as that could cause me some trouble, especially with recent events. So. Cal is all the information I can give.

    As for bird lady, trusting anything she says is probably a bad idea.

    Dr. Ferris

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